I got this from my sister.
The Amazing Death Predictor says I will die :
First Death :
At age 70 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.
Second Death :
At age 85 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie “Wrong Turn”. Sorry for ya.
Third Death :
At age 73 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.
Why are my deaths so boring compared to my sister?
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xena
“At age 70 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.”
Mmmmm, suckerfish. Wink.
Oooo, I watched “Wrong Turnâ€, lots of blood and gore. Niceeeeee.